The Story of Bubba McCloud and the Four Chickens

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks... no, wrong story. Let's start over... Once upon a time, there was four Chickens named Rose, Dorothy, Blanche and Pumpkin. They went for a walk in the back yard. Pretty soon, they came upon a dog house.

They knocked and, when no one answered, the girls walked right in.

At the table in the kitchen, there were three bowls of porridge. Goldilocks was hungry... wrong story!! ... The girls were hungry. They tasted the porridge from the first bowl. "This porridge is too hot!" Rose exclaimed.

So, they tasted the porridge from the second bowl. "This porridge is too cold," Dorothy said

So, they tasted the last bowl of porridge. "Ahhh, this porridge is just right," Blanche said happily and the girls ate it all up.

Just then, Goldilocks woke up and saw the three bears. She screamed, "Help!" And she jumped up and ran out of the room. Goldilocks ran down the stairs, opened the door, and ran away into the forest. And she never returned to the home of the three bears... dang it, wrong story again!!! ... The girls made themselves at home and Bubba never had a chance. He moved to Key West Florida, where he is now drinking margaritas with Jimmy Buffett and watching the sunset every evening.

THE END